Did your dad ever tell you to go play on the freeway? Well, when I am overwhelmed and don’t know what else to say, I tell my kids I’m going to send them to Constantinople or Timbuktu. Or Zimbabwe. Or Sheboygan. Or Saskatchewan. Or…Chicago. They are convinced that, since I would NEVER really send them away, these places must all be fake. Hmm.
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